Showing posts with label Illinois. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Illinois. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Spontaneous Saturday

Saturday was a day of stupendous spontaneity (okay, okay, I couldn’t resist the alliteration). But seriously, I can be a little anal when it comes to planning, so it was a welcome break from the norm to only have a vague sense of the day when Wendy and I set out, and to let the city and a whim take us where they might.

It was a gorgeous morning. A light autumn-esque chill was in the air, which made for the perfect relief to a very sunny day. I decided we’d walk to the bank (about ten blocks away), rather than taking the El, and Wendy was perfectly agreeable to the suggestion. We stopped in Starbucks on the way for a caffeine jolt as we headed southward. There’s a beautiful park on Dearborn (sorry, I don’t remember exactly where it was located). We strolled through, admiring a fountain set in the midst of a circular garden. I felt the familiar twinge of sadness noting the homeless asleep in the grass (some on the sidewalk). We left them to their slumber and kept walking.

Farther south we found ourselves in River North, near my old workplace. We stopped for pictures on the gorilla bench outside Rainforest CafĂ©, and then paused briefly so that Wendy could take the half a second it takes to observe the Rock N Roll McDonald’s. About a block from the bank, Wendy pointed out one of many signs for Navy Pier. She had never been there, and I’d never been there when it wasn’t freezing cold (I’d been twice before, the first during my first trip to Chicago ever, in February 2002—brrr!). So, that decided it. We directed our course eastward, and from then on the day was filled with two best friends sharing a laundry list of fun things I’d been wanting to do in Chicago, but had either forgotten about, or just never gotten around to doing.

Headed east on Illinois, we approached a used book shop and the Jazz Record Mart that I’d seen a number of times (usually on the way to the movie theatre), and in which I’d always wanted to get lost. We had no schedule (that felt amazing!), and were both eager to stop inside. We agreed that we could have spent hours in the bookstore, but restrained ourselves, deciding that Navy Pier trumped used books that day. We stopped inside the jazz shop next door, where endless shelves of CDs, vinyl, and books greeted us. I love jazz, and Wendy knows it even better than I do, but that store made both of us feel quite limited in our knowledge. It was a plethora of jazz greats big and small. We agreed that our friend Kim would have loved it. I toyed with the idea of buying some Miles or Madeline Peyroux, but again restrained myself. I can go back and buy them later if I change my mind.


Many blocks later, we immersed ourselves in the dense crowds of tourists enjoying Navy Pier. Giddy like kids, we headed toward the ferris wheel for views of the lake and the city. We felt like we were at Cedar Point, except without the rides and the lines (which leaves the lake, the food, the excitement, and the kiddy rides). After getting our picture taken beneath the wheel and boarding our car, we regressed a few years, trying to get our ferris wheel car rocking back and forth (we were not very successful), snapping a ton of pictures, and standing up in the car partly in spite of the posted signs telling us not to (okay, I did this, not Wendy). The views of the city and the lake were lovely. When we stepped off, we purchased our over-priced ferris wheel pictures, and stopped at McDonald’s for—you guessed it—happy meals.

If that weren’t enough excitement for the day, our day was only just beginning. We next headed to Chinatown, where lots of shopping and better food awaited us.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Oh, I-Pass

I’ve been paying attention to the I-Pass. Strange thing to notice, I know, but after having a run-in with the I-Pass gods the very first time I used mine, I’ve found this magical little device to be unpredictably powerful.

I remember feeling so cool when I bought my I-Pass (yes, I’m a nerd). I mean, I’m one of the most impatient people I know, especially when driving, so the thought of having this device that would allow me to blow through the toll stops was really a novel and long overdue idea for me. Just before the holidays, knowing I’d be traveling more often, I popped into Jewel and picked one up.

Now, I purchased my I-Pass two days before I headed out of town for Thanksgiving. I activated it immediately after my purchase, and was assured that it would be active in Illinois in 24 hours, but warned that it may take an extra day for it to activate outside of the state. Okay, I thought to myself, that’s fine, no big deal. So, I hop into my car after work, the day before Thanksgiving, and gleefully pull onto the highway for a leisurely drive back home. As I approach the toll stop for the Skyway, I’m thinking, “Awww, yeah. Get to cruise right on through this stop,” when, unexpectedly, the gate doesn’t lift as I roll up to the sensor. A wave of panic seizes my chest. “Okay, maybe I have it positioned poorly on my windshield,” I think, as I struggle to pull the I-Pass off of the super-strength Velcro that’s holding it to my window. While I grapple with the useless cream-colored square, I become excruciatingly aware of the line of cars piling up behind me. I break out into a sweat as the honking starts. “Oh, God,” I think, “How many seconds do I have before the obscenities begin?” I frantically start to wave my I-Pass all over the front of my car. I pray that the people in the cars behind me can see that I really do have an I-Pass and I really am trying to get it to work; that I’m not foolish enough to try and use the I-Pass lane without an I-Pass. I clearly have one: see? That’s when I look at the dead little square and start to imagine it strewn in a million pieces across the highway.

I’m not foolish enough to destroy my 50-dollar piece of plastic junk, however, so I just keep waving it like some kind of crazy person as the honking grows louder and I hear shouts behind me and I’m starting to get angry that no one has come over yet to solve my problem. I start honking my own horn, trying to get the attention of the attendant who has been looking at me, but whose feet have remained miraculously glued to the pavement two booths away. She swaggers over with her self-important gait and I’m so frustrated and sweaty and red that I want to scream at her for prolonging my embarrassment. She approaches my window, looks me dead in the eye and says, “It takes 48 hours for the I-Pass to activate.” This really puts me over the edge—the guy on the phone two days ago said 24 hours in Illinois, tops—but I’m not the exploding type of person. So, I wait for her to tell me what to do. She says that she’s going to need me to pay with cash, wearing this smirk like she expects me to not have any cash on me. I derive some small satisfaction from the fact that I happen to have three one-dollar bills in my wallet—exact change—and can quickly resolve the issue with no extra hassle. I’m acutely aware that if she had walked over two minutes prior, I could have immediately resolved the issue without having obscenities hurled at my head.

I have never before been so happy to see that candy-striped traffic gate rise up so I can speed like hell out of the toll stop. As I’m pulling away I wish there were a place for me to pull over to let all the irate drivers behind me pass on while I duck under the dashboard to hide my tomato-red face. Instead, I release my frustration to myself with a few choice words, and keep my eyes glued to the road as the cars I’d held up pass me by. I know exactly how ticked off I would have been if I’d been behind me—like I said, I’m a very impatient person. I hated me for being “that girl” as much as they did. Luckily, I still had over three hours of road ahead of me, and that was plenty of time for the stigma to drip off of my skin.

So, today I was stuck behind someone in a similar predicament, as I drove away from a nine-day stint of job interviews and social events in Chicago. I was able to back up and switch lanes before becoming held up, and I said a quick prayer that someone would come out and help that driver in a quicker manner than the attendant had done when I was sandwiched between the stubborn gate and the line of angry cars.

Sometimes I come to a gate that’s been smashed off, presumably from some driver for whom even the I-Pass isn’t fast enough. I always laugh as a mere stump rises as I pull forward. Apparently, some people are even more impatient than I am. Or maybe someone else got stuck like I did, but they didn’t wait around to see if anyone would get out of his car, shaking an angry fist.

I guess the point is, that small square of convenience, coupled with a little misinformation, can cause a lot of trouble.